Sunday, August 24, 2008

Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming:

Today I am getting back on track with an old but worthwhile tradition.
Given that it's sunday, I'd like to take this opportunity to give thanks to a few of the things
brought to my attention recently.

Awards in the Thankfulness Department this week go out to:
- My lower back. Haven't had any pain in 3 full weeks (knock on driftwood)
- My husband. Period.
- My trainer. For bringing on a new trainer who is female, likes horror movies AND food as much as I do.
- The beach. For being the perfect place to rejuvenate and put it all back into perspective.
-My husband. Yes again. For telling me how fabulous I look in the new dress he just bought me.
- Children who enjoy reading. There's nothing like falling alseep with a 3 year old on a friday afternoon while reading fairytale after fairytale.
- And last BUT not least..... my Behind, my Bottom, yes, my Butt (I am SO opposed to children using that word BTW).
Why my caboose you ask? Well, thanks to it's ampleness I surely won't be needing one of these anytime soon!


Sweet dreams,
Roundtooth

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Been On Hiatus


Just like Lauren Conrad and my guilty TV pleasure the Hills, I too have been on summer hiatus.
But don't fret my sweet viewers (some of you have been getting your panties in a bunch I gather from emails received), I am back and in full motion!
Summer has been one big whirlwind for me. After finding out that "baby girl Jolie Pitt" wasn't named after me, I went into a
deep and dark depression. Locking myself in a Starbucks up on Mullholland hoping that I'd be getting my very own reality show
or at least becoming Jeff Lewis' new assistant.
Just kidding friends! Wanted to make sure your all still out there in internet-land (:

Please stayed tuned as new posts will be available soon to delight your minds!
Upcoming attractions will include (but aren't limited to):
-Heidi Montag: Face of flesh or plastic?
-The Continuation of an Elliptical Machine Saga
-The Unveiling of My First Piece of Jennifer Meyer Jewelry
-90210: Just because Karate Kid successfully pulled off Part 2 doesn't mean the gang @ Peach Pit can...... or can they???

Signing out while reapplying lip gloss,
Roundtooth

Monday, May 19, 2008

Buzzzzzzz......OUCH!!!!


Can someone out there in internetland please tell me how this happens???
I go approximately 30 years, 2 months, and 14 days (give or take) without EVER being stung by a bee and then....
BAM! One day last month I was inducted into the BSC, Bee Sting Club, on my porcelain-skinned left arm while enjoying an afternoon filled with watermelon slices and an unfortunately broken slip 'n' slide in a friend's backyard.
The little prick (no offense) just came out of nowhere and stabbed my poor arm for no good reason! Needless to say, after a little bacon soda & another wedge of melon I was back to new.
So fast forward to today, approximately 3 weeks after my initiation into the BSC, as I'm swimming in a mermaid-like fashion in a relaxing saltwater pool and next thing I know there is another one of those freakin' pricks jackhammering the side of my oh-so delicate neck! I'm like, it can't be?!? But it was another busy bee using me as it's prey.
What the heck? How did I go so long without such painful trauma to end up having it twice in just under a month???
What did I do to deserve this?!??!?

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Hallelujah!!!


Today I'd like to give thanks to the brilliant idea of renewing Kelly Taylor's life!
For those of you who aren't in the know, 90210 2.0 is in the works.
And I vow to have hardcore faith in my West Beverly peeps till the very end!
Which means I will be counting down the days till the new generation's show premieres.

Amen,
Roundtooth

P.S.......
If Brenda Walsh returns I'll wet my pants!!!

Friday, May 2, 2008

WTF?!?!?!

While most 7 year olds are looking to get a Wii video game system, the "hood rat" in the video below was looking to pull some gansta moves in granny's SUV.
What is our world coming to people!?!?!?

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Thank you




Today I'd like to give thanks for the more simple things that I might have otherwise missed out on.
You see, being on this detox has somehow set my priorities in better alinement.

Appreciation goes to:
- Salt water pools filled with friends & lovers
- Toddlers who enjoy dancing to the Vitamin String Quartet
- Danity Kane for giving me a new workout anthem titled: "Damaged"
- My body thanks my brain for staying focused
- My brain thanks my body for staying strong

Thank you(s) in the food category go out to:
- Plump purple grapes
- Juicy apples topped with almond butter
- Fage (greek) yogurt accompanied by sweet strawberries
- Roasted chicken breast deli slices from Whole Foods
- Cherry tomatoes dripping in balsamic vinegar
- grilled zucchini

Amen,
Roundtooth