Can someone out there in internetland please tell me how this happens???
I go approximately 30 years, 2 months, and 14 days (give or take) without EVER being stung by a bee and then....
BAM! One day last month I was inducted into the BSC, Bee Sting Club, on my porcelain-skinned left arm while enjoying an afternoon filled with watermelon slices and an unfortunately broken slip 'n' slide in a friend's backyard.
The little prick (no offense) just came out of nowhere and stabbed my poor arm for no good reason! Needless to say, after a little bacon soda & another wedge of melon I was back to new.
So fast forward to today, approximately 3 weeks after my initiation into the BSC, as I'm swimming in a mermaid-like fashion in a relaxing saltwater pool and next thing I know there is another one of those freakin' pricks jackhammering the side of my oh-so delicate neck! I'm like, it can't be?!? But it was another busy bee using me as it's prey.
What the heck? How did I go so long without such painful trauma to end up having it twice in just under a month???
What did I do to deserve this?!??!?
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